艾伦脱口秀

Anybody in law school?
如果有人学法律的话
I will tell you if what you are doing...if you're trying to pass the "bar"?
也许你正在愁怎么考过司法考试（音同酒吧） 我来告诉你怎么考过
Stop, turn around, go back in the bar,Have a shot of tequila.
停下来 转个身 走进一家酒吧 喝杯龙舌兰

I passed 3 bars this morning,I know what I'm talking about.
早上我走"过"了3间酒吧 我当然知道自己在说什么
Anybody studies in economics?This is money and it's a lot of it.
有学经济学的吗 这里有很多钱
Now-Pay attention if you study in physics or meteorology,I just made it rain.
现在 学物理学和气象学的要注意了哈 我来下个钱"雨"
Gravity.So, that's gravity.Now it's time for the anatomy lesson.
看 地心引力 这就是重力 该上解剖学了
Nick, my gardener, Nick, where are you?Please, get naked for educational purposes.
尼克 我的园丁尼克 你在哪呢 请你为教育大业牺牲一下 脱个衣服 露个肉肉
Thank you.A- for not to take your pants off.
谢谢 没脱裤子 只给你A-
Hey, can you pick up that money right over there?Thank you.
麻烦你捡下那边的钱好吗 谢谢
Finally, if anyone here is studying in math or music appreciation,
最后 如果有人是学数学或者音乐鉴赏的话
Listen up,I have two feet and I am gonna use them While we play this music to dance to.
注意哦 我有"两"只脚 而且我会用我的双脚 跟着这段音乐跳舞

词汇解析

1、turn around
(使)调转方向;(使)转向
Bud turned the truck around, and started back for Dalton Pond.
巴德把卡车掉头，开始返回多尔顿池。
He had reached over to turn round a bottle of champagne so that the label didn't show.
他伸手把香槟转了一下，这样它的商标就不会露出来。
(使)复苏;(使)好转
Turning the company around won't be easy.
盘活那家公司绝非易事。
In his long career at BP, Horton turned around two entire divisions.
霍顿在英国石油公司漫长的职业生涯中曾经让两个部门整体上起死回生。
(问题、句子或想法的)表达方式
Now turn the question around and start looking not for what you did wrong in the past, but for what you can do to make things better in the future.
现在换个角度考虑问题，开始不要去想你过去做错了什么，而考虑一下怎样才能日后做得更好。
It's an example of how you can turn around the sentence and create a whole new meaning.
那个例子告诉你如何改变一个句子使其表达出完全不一样的意思。
2、purpose
意义；用途
The purpose of the occasion was to raise money for medical supplies.
那次活动是为筹集资金购买医药物资。
Various insurance schemes already exist for this purpose.
已经有各种保险计划可以实现这一目的。
目标；目的
They might well be prepared to do you harm in order to achieve their purpose.
为达成自己的目的，他们说不定已经做好了伤害你的准备。
His purpose was to make a profit by improving the company's performance.
他的目标是通过提高公司的业绩来实现盈利。

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