艾伦脱口秀

All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday

那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一

Oh,it's popular.It's catching on

哦 好流行啊 好赶时髦啊

So today's joke is sport theme,are you ready everybody?

所以今天的笑话是运动主题 大家准备好了吗

Why can't you play sports in the jungle,why

为什么你不能在丛林做运动 为什么

Because some of the animals are cheaters,you are welcome

因为有一些动物是骗子 不用谢了哈

Don't ow me you when you know you gonna be told later

别吆喝我 当你知道我会马上揭晓答案

So valentine's day is next week and I know what you thinking

那么下个周就是情人节了 我知道你们想什么呢

What can I get love one to show how much I care

给我爱的人买点什么能证明我的爱

and there is only one answer,something from the Ellen shop

那么答案只有一个 就是Ellen商店的东西

So we selling some Valentine's day theme items

我们卖一些情人节主题的东西

This is a shirt that we selling,that I really like a whole lot

这有个我们卖的上衣 我真的很爱

It's a love T-shirt which is just dress and cool looking

这是一个"爱"的T恤 穿上看起来很酷

and we also have red and black Ellen underwear that were selling

我们还有红黑的Ellen内裤 正在热卖

We have little underwear like that,and little boy short like that

我们有像这样的小女生内裤 还有这样的小男孩内裤

and everytime we design something new,we keep adding the new theme to the Ellen shop.

每一次我们设计新款时 我们总会在Ellen商店里增加新款式

There always few that they don't quite work out,this year we have some things that I though

但总有一些没效果的 我觉得今年我们有一些东西

Would spice up you know I just thought,Ellen addable underwear is popular

会像我想的那样使你们更有情趣 Ellen可增加花样的内裤很流行

So why not Ellen addable underwear,we got the addable part right

所以为什么不用这种内裤呢 我们有可增加花样是对的

But well we just made mistake I think,we use pretzels and I feel like

但是我觉得我们犯了个错误 我们用了椒盐脆饼干 我觉得

I don't know,well we found out during the focus group we found out

我不知道呀 我们通过售点小组发现

there is two things people don't want on the underwear,cream and salt

人们不喜欢两种东西在他们内裤上 奶油和盐

词汇解析

1、classical

(形式、风格或内容)传统的，正统的，古典的

Fokine did not change the steps of classical ballet; instead he found new ways of using them.

福金没有改变传统芭蕾舞的舞步，而是另辟蹊径对这些舞步加以运用。

the scientific attitude of Smith and earlier classical economists.

斯密和早期古典经济学家的科学态度

古典文化的;古希腊(或古罗马)文明的

the healers of ancient Egypt and classical Greece.

古埃及和古希腊的治疗术士

It's a technological achievement that is unrivalled in the classical world.

这是古典时期一项无可匹敌的技术成果。

古文的;文言的

a line of classical Arabic poetry.

古阿拉伯语诗歌的一行诗句

2、theme

(作品、谈话、讨论的)主题，题目

The theme of the conference is renaissance Europe.

大会的主题是文艺复兴时期的欧洲。

That's another element in choosing a style of writing, you see,he says, returning to his main theme.

瞧，那是选择写作风格时要考虑的又一个因素，他又回到了主题上。

(艺术品、文学作品的)主题，中心思想

The novel's central theme is the perennial conflict between men and women.

小说的主题是男人和女人之间永无休止的冲突。

This painting points to another recurring theme in Munch's work.

这幅画体现了蒙克作品中另一个常见的主题。

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