艾伦脱口秀

Thank you,thank you,oh boy.Tony,yes.I'm gonna read y'all some really real police reports in our brand-new segment,Oh Puh-lice

谢谢 谢谢大家 Tony 在 我将给大家读一些真实的报警记录 哦 Puh-lice

all right,these are all form the police blotter section of the different news papers and unfortunately,they are real

好 来看这些全部摘自不同新闻报纸中的警务报道 非常不幸呐 他们是真的

This is from Rochester New Hampshire,2:58 pm

这个是来自新汗布什尔州罗彻斯特的报道 下午两点五十八分

The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours making parents nervous

位于汉森街的一个学习中心报警说 街对面有个男人一直站在他家窗户那儿偷窥 搞得家长们很紧张

Police ID'd the subject as a cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwarzenegger,real

警察出警后才发现那原来是施瓦辛格的纸板像 真的哦

they also reported a guy with really loose arms and legs blowing outside of a car dealership

他们还报道过有一四体不分 有伤风化的“男子” 充满气站在汽车经销商店外面

They got that guy,they got him

警察抓了“他” 确实抓了啊

This is from Wisonsin Rapids Wisconsin,these are real,from 5:09 pm

这是来自威斯康星拉皮兹 这也是真的 下午五点零九分

A nekoosa woman reports a relative keeps bothering her and asking her questions

一名尼库萨女子报警说一个亲戚不停地烦她 还不停问她问题

Oh my god,you can call the police for that

天哪 你这样也都可以报警

it's gonna make the holidays easier for a lot of people,that keep that in mind

你只会让大家看你笑话 记住我说的话

词汇解析

1、section

部分

He said it was wrong to single out any section of society for Aids testing.

他说把社会中的任何一部分人抽选出来做艾滋病检查都是不对的。

They moulded a complete new bow section for the boat.

他们为这艘船铸造了一个完整的新船头。

(文件的)节,章;(法律的)条，款，项

section 14 of the Trade Descriptions Act 1968.

1968 年《商品说明法》第 14 条

the all-important section on the powers of the federal government.

规定联邦政府权力的至关重要的条款

把…切成片;把…分成段(或组等)

It holds vegetables in place while they are being peeled or sectioned.

将蔬菜削皮或切片时用它来固定。

2、bother

操心；费力；麻烦

Lots of people don't bother to go through a marriage ceremony these days.

如今很多人不再费心思举行婚礼。

Most of the papers didn't even bother reporting it.

大多数报纸甚至懒得去报道这件事。

麻烦；不便；麻烦事

I usually buy sliced bread — it's less bother.

我通常都买切片面包—比较省事。

The courts take too long and going to the police is a bother.

打官司耗时太久，去找警察也很麻烦。

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