艾伦脱口秀

The post office announced that some big changes that gonna happen

邮政局宣布了即将进行几次大改革

For the first time ever,they are gonna feature living people on stamps

他们将首次把还活着的人印在邮票上

I've always dreamed having my own stamps,but until now you first have to be dead for 5 years and I didn't want that badly so

我一直都想有我自己的邮票 但是以前你必须死上5年才够资格 我还不至于那么着急想要

But now they are searching for first living person to be on stamp and I would like it to be me

现在他们在找第一个印邮票的活人 我希望可以是我

So here's an idea came up with,thanks Andy

这是我想出的一个主意 谢谢Andy

I want it to be the best selling stamp of all the time,so it's a combo.It is,the Ellen Monroe

我希望它能成为历史上最畅销的邮票 它是一个组合 它就是艾伦梦露

That's nice,can I,thank you.It features me in a dress,so It's very rare

不错吧 可以吗 谢谢 这可是绝世珍品 因为上面我穿着裙子

It worth millions,so if you think I should be the first living person on the stamp,tell your congressmen

它能值上几百万 如果你觉得我应该是第一个被印在邮票上的活人 告诉国会议员

and go to our website send me a picture of what my stamp should look like

到我们网站 发一张你想象中我的邮票给我

I was on line earlier,I found something that I wanna share with you all.It's called

我之前上网发现了个东西 想跟你们分享 它叫做

This is a real thing that I found called the baby keeper.Here is a picture of it

这可是真事 它叫做婴儿背带 这有张照片

What happens is,you hooked it on to the door.So you just hang it on the door.how convenient is that,maybe I will have a baby

这么做 只要把他挂在门上 一直吊着就行了 这可太方便了 没准我会要个孩子

词汇解析

1、announce

宣布;宣告;公布

He will announce tonight that he is resigning from office.

他将于今晚宣布辞职。

She was planning to announce her engagement to Peter.

她正计划宣布她和彼得订婚一事。

（机场或火车站工作人员通过扬声器）播报，通知

Station staff announced the arrival of the train over the tannoy.

车站工作人员通过广播告知火车到站了。

They announced his plane was delayed.

广播通知他所乘的航班晚点了。

（以信件、声音、信号等）通知，告知

The next letter announced the birth of another boy.

下一封信通知又一个男孩出生了。

His entrance was announced by a buzzer connected to the door.

他刚一进去，与门相连的门铃便嗡嗡作响。

2、come up

走近;走到跟前

Her cat came up and rubbed itself against their legs.

她的猫跑上前来，在他们腿上蹭来蹭去。

He came up to me and said: Come on, John.

他走到我跟前说：“快点，约翰。”

被提及;被讨论

The subject came up during a pre-dinner drink with our guests.

在与客人喝餐前酒的时候，有人提到了这个话题。

Jeane Kirkpatrick's name has come up a lot.

珍妮·柯克帕特里克的名字被多次提到。

即将发生;即将到来

Plan your activities so that you are rested and refreshed when something important is coming up.

做好日常规划，这样一旦发生大事，才能够从容不迫。

We do have elections coming up.

我们的确将要进行选举。

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