艾伦脱口秀

Ok,so.Listen.Am I allowed to cut you off?I'm sort of.Yes,of course,you can do whatever you want.

好的 接下来 听着 我能打断你一下吗 当然 你想做什么都可以

I'm not gonna be rude,but a little birdie told me Ellen is not feeling her best today,

我不想无礼 有小朋友告诉我今天Ellen不太舒服

So,So I kissed you on your mouth.That's all right.

所以 所以我和你亲亲了 那没关系

I'll actually take your cooties anytime you wanna give it to me,okay.

亲亲你的小细菌 只要你愿意我随时乐意 好吧

So I'm just gonna take over the show,just for,just for a couple of minutes.A couple of seconds.

我要喧宾夺主一下 几分钟就好 几秒钟就好

Now day after day,month after month,year after year

日复一日 年复一年

Celebrities come out here,it doesn't matter who you are.Meryl Streep,Tom Cruise,no matter who you are

名人到这里来 不管是谁 Meryl Streep Tom Cruise 无论是谁

Ellen gives them underwear,right?

Ellen送给他们内裤 对吧

So I thought it might be fun for a little payback.

我想给她个回礼会很有趣

So what I've got here in this little bag,I came out looking like Kanye West,

这个袋子里有 我出场穿得像Kanye West

Because I was trying to let you guys know that I got a little clothing line coming out,It will be out in the next six months,it's...

因为我想告诉大家 我开创了一个服装系列 六个月后就要面市了

I don't know what your color is,but I got you some little hotpants,booty shorts.

我不知道你喜欢什么颜色 但我给你带了些热裤 小短裤

Wow,So depending on who pursues who between you and Portia,

天啊 看你和Portia之间是谁追的谁

That one of you could have "Desire" on you back side.there you go.I love these,I love,

你们其中的一位穿“渴望” 给你 我很喜欢

And then I thought the other one could have "Cakes" on her back side.

另一位穿“蛋糕”在屁股后面

词汇解析

1、come out

(书或光盘)出版，发行

The book comes out this week.

这本书本周出版。

Christian Slater has a new movie coming out next month in which he plays a vigilante.

克里斯汀·史莱特有一部新片下月发行，他在片中扮演一个治安维持会成员。

(事实)暴露，披露，显露

The truth is beginning to come out about what happened.

真相开始逐渐浮出水面。

It will come out that she has covertly donated considerable sums to the IRA.

她暗中给爱尔兰共和军提供了大笔资助的事情即将曝光。

结果是;到头来

In this grim little episode of recent American history, few people come out well.

在美国近代史上这一小段阴暗时期，很少有人能有好的结果。

So what makes a good marriage? Faithfulness comes out top of the list.

那么，是什么造就了美满的婚姻呢？结果表明忠诚是第一位的。

2、pursue

实行；执行；贯彻

It became harder for women married to diplomats to pursue their own interests.

与外交官结婚的女性要追求自己的爱好就变得更加困难了。

He said Japan would continue to pursue the policies laid down at the London summit.

他说日本将继续贯彻伦敦峰会所制定的政策。

寻求；追求

The implication seems to be that it is impossible to pursue economic reform and democracy simultaneously.

言外之意似乎是经济改革和民主化进程是不可能同时进行的。

Mr. Menendez has aggressively pursued new business.

梅嫩德斯先生积极开拓新业务。

追查；追问；追究

If your original request is denied, don't be afraid to pursue the matter.

如果你最初的请求遭到拒绝，不要害怕，要继续追问下去。

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