艾伦脱口秀

That's not right,that's not right.All right,here's something else that is not right.

这样做是不对的 这样做是不对的 还有一些事是不对的

These photos you all sent in for our segment,what's wrong with these photos?photos.

你们为接下来这个部分寄来的照片 照片啊 这些照片怎么了

These are photo,I love when you send me those photos,Cause they are,they are,

这些照片 你们能寄来照片我很喜欢 因为这些照片

You see them all around you,and you take them for me and you send them to me.

你们周围经常见 然后你们拍下来寄给我

Jonathan Oshiro in Kailua,Hawaii,My friend saw this woman on the subway,and had taken a picture.

来自夏威夷Kailua的Jonathan Oshiro说 朋友在地铁上见到这位 然后拍了下来

You know how your mom used to say,don't touch that,you don't know where it's been.Now you do.

你记得你妈妈原来常说的 别摸 谁知道那到底有多脏 现在知道了

Gordney Parker in Goreville,lllinois,I saw this sign while I was driving,and I couldn't believe it.

来自伊利诺亚斯州Goreville的Gordney Parker说 我开车时看见这个标志 难以置信

It says Rest in Peace Campground.Don't worry,Timmy,grandpa is just camping.

上面写着 愿你安息露营地 Timmy别担心 外公只是来露营的

Semantha Brown in Sheridon lllinois,I was illustrating a scene for a children's book,

来自伊利诺亚斯州Sheridon的Semantha Brown说 我为儿童书插画注解的时候拍的

where a woman receives a washing machine from her husband.

是一个女人收到丈夫送的洗衣机

What kind of children's book is that?

这是什么儿童书啊

Maybe I should have included the "washer" in the picture.

或许我应该在图上加上“洗衣机三个字”

词汇解析

1、segment

部分;片段

the poorer segments of society.

社会中的较贫穷阶层

the third segment of his journey.

他此行的第三程

(市场)细分的部分

Three-to-five day cruises are the fastest-growing segment of the market.

3 至 5 天的乘船游览是该市场中发展最快的部分。

Women's tennis is the market leader in a growing market segment women's sports.

女子网球正引领着一个逐渐壮大的市场 女子运动市场。

细分，划分(市场)

The big six record companies are multinational, and thus can segment the world market into national ones.

六大唱片公司都是跨国经营，因此能够将世界市场按国家划分。

2、receive

收到;接到;得到

They will receive their awards at a ceremony in Stockholm.

他们会在斯德哥尔摩举行的仪式上接受颁奖。

I received your letter of November 7.

我收到了你11月7日的来信。

经受；受到

He received more of the blame than anyone when the plan failed to work.

计划失败后，他受到了比别人更多的指责。

She was suffering from whiplash injuries received in a car crash.

她在车祸中颈部扭伤。

接见；迎接；招待

The following evening the duchess was again receiving guests.

第二天晚上公爵夫人又在会客。

The shop assistant received me indifferently while leaning on a counter.

商店售货员靠在柜台上漫不经心地招呼我。

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