艾伦脱口秀

Everybody honks differently too,Some people give you the teeny tiny,

每个人按喇叭的风格也不太一样 有些人按的非常轻

which I really appreciate it,that's what I try to do.

我跟感谢这种人 我也都尽量按很轻

But have you tried to do the teeny tiny tap but it's too loud,and you're like I didn't mean that.

你们有没试过想要轻轻按 但是不小心太大声 好像道歉说 不是故意的

You just wanna do a,like a little hey,But other people just lean on their horns,what kind of aggression is that.

只想很轻的“嘿”一下 但是另外一些人喜欢全力的按下去 也太有攻击力了吧

Some people aren't honking to get you to move,they're just honking to say hi.

有些人按喇叭不是催你快点动 他们是用按喇叭打招呼

and they should have a different horn for that,because you hear a horn,

我觉得那应该用不同的喇叭才对 因为有时你听到喇叭声

and you're turning around,what's your problem?"Hey Nana,hi,I didn't know it was you,no."

转头 你什么毛病啊 嘿 外婆 我不知道是你啊

The problem is that no one's changed the horn,since the cars were invented,

还有就是自从汽车发明以来 喇叭就没变过

So here's what I think we should do,Car horns should come with the certain amount of honks,

所以我觉得我们应该这样做 喇叭应该配一定数量的喇叭声

that way you're gonna think twice before you use it,you're gonna run out of honks,right?

那样的话按之前就会再想一想 按完就没了 对吧

Another change,if you pull up outside at someone's house at six in the morning and honk for them to come out,your car should explode.

另一个需要改变的地方 如果你早上六点停在别人家门口 然后大按喇叭让他们出来 你的车应该爆炸

Too early,it's too early.And finally,let's make horns sound nicer,and instead of just a horn which is aggressive,

太早了 太早了 最后一点 让喇叭声好听点 不要只是出咄咄逼人的喇叭声

I like the trucks that have food on them,cos,"Bababababa",that's nice.

我就很喜欢那种载食物的卡车 叭叭啦叭叭 听起来很不错

I don't want a loud horn,I would like to have a horn that,I would like "I'm sexy and I know it."I'm sexy and I.

我不想要声音超大的喇叭 我想要的是那种 我想要“我很性感我知道” 我很性感

"I'm","I'm sexy","I'm sexy and" "I'm sexy and I".It'll be pleasant and might even make you wanna dance.I don't know.

我很 我很性感 我知道我很性感 听了很愉快而且也许让你想舞蹈

词汇解析

1、appreciate

欣赏；鉴赏；赏识

Anyone can appreciate our music.

任何人都能欣赏我们的音乐。

In time you'll appreciate the beauty and subtlety of this language.

总有一天你会体会到这门语言的优美和微妙之处。

领会；了解；认识

She never really appreciated the depth and bitterness of the Irish conflict.

她从来没有真正认识到爱尔兰矛盾的深刻和激烈。

He appreciates that co-operation with the media is part of his professional duties.

他懂得与媒体合作是自己工作职责的一部分。

感谢;感激

Peter stood by me when I most needed it. I'll always appreciate that.

当我最需要的时候，彼得在我身边支持我。我将永存感激。

Thanks, lads. I appreciate it.

谢了，哥们儿。我很感激。

2、invent

发明;创造;首创

He invented the first electric clock.

他发明了第一个电动机械钟。

Writing had not been invented as yet.

书写体系当时还没有创造出来。

编造;捏造;虚构

I stood still, trying to invent a plausible excuse.

我站着不动,试图编个说得过去的借口。

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