艾伦脱口秀

Yeah,it's bad when that happens,isn't it.

是啊 发生这种事情真糟糕

And she was really nice,she tried to just play it off,

但是她是个好人 她想就这么含糊过去

Oh,it was a long time ago,I was on Dancing With The Stars.

哦 那是很久之前的事了 我当时参加了《与星共舞》

And my ankle was bad,I didn't even dance,It was brief and,

我的踝关节不大好 所以我都没能跳成 那只是个很简短的节目

Anyway so it was Stacy Keebler,Obviously I know that now.

总之她是Stacy Keebler 很明显 我现在知道了

And I'm sure a lot of you knew that already.

而且我确定很多观众已经知道了

And so Stacy I'm so sorry,and that's really embarrassing and,

所以 Stacy 我很抱歉 然后这件事真的很尴尬

But anyway she was sweet about it,

但是 不管怎么说她还是很和善的

But that really happens to me a lot,Uh way more than it should,

但是这种事情经常发生在我身上 多到不应该这样

And that is one of the reasons I don't go to parties,

这就是我不去派对的原因之一

because that will happen to me,and it's just best that I stay home,

因为这种事情会发生 所以 我还是窝在家里的好

Well the other reason is that most parties start after 10:00,and I'm usually in bed by then.

另一个原因是大多数派对都在十点以后 那时我通常已经睡了

So even you know I really could have gone to these Oscar parties.

甚至 我其实可以去那些奥斯卡派对的

and people are like oh it starts at 11:00 and I'm like I'm not going to that party.It's crazy.

然后人们说 哦 那个11点钟开始 于是我说 我才不要去呢 太疯狂了

And but to be fair really.I meet a lot of people,you can imagine.

但是为了公平起见 我要说 我见过太多人了 你可以想象到的

And it's hard to remember everybody,if you think about it.This show has been on for nine seasons,we've done about 1500 shows.

记住每个人是很困难的 如果你想想 这个秀已经有九季了 我们已经做了近1500期节目

So you figure 1500 shows,three guests per show,that's like two billion people I have met.

所以算算 1500期节目每场三个嘉宾 我大概已经见过二十亿人了

词汇解析

1、obviously

（用于陈述认为听者已经知道的事）显然地，无疑地

Obviously, they've had sponsorship from some big companies.

很显然，他们已经得到某些大公司的赞助。

There are obviously exceptions to this.

这其中无疑存在特例。

明显地;显而易见地

They obviously appreciate you very much.

他们显然对你十分感激。

She's so obviously cleverer and prettier than I am.

她明显要比我聪明、漂亮得多。

2、usually

通常;惯常

The best information about hotels usually comes from friends and acquaintances who have been there.

关于酒店的最可靠信息通常来自曾经去过那里的朋友和熟人。

They ate, as they usually did, in the kitchen.

像平常一样，他们是在厨房吃的饭。

比平时更…

She felt more than usually hungry after her excursion.

远足后，她比平时感觉更饿。

He was more than usually depressed by problems at work.

工作上的问题使他异常沮丧。

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