艾伦脱口秀

You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one.

你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个

Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for a job?

海草都去哪里找工作 海草都去哪里找工作

The "kelp wanted" section.Alright, okay, too far.I put it.

"海草招聘会" 好吧 扯过头了 不好笑

I should stop.Here's something I'm excited to start,It's a brand new watching-win contest.

我应该见好就收 说一个挺让我激动的事 最新举办了看电视赢奖品比赛

This season apart with TCL and Roku be my official TV sponsor.

这一季是与TCL合作 罗库是我们的官方电视赞助商

They are presenting a Selfie Yourself $10,000 Challenge,

他们举办了 晒自拍赢万元大奖的挑战活动

On next week you can enter to win a fifty-five-inches "TCL Roku TV" and $10,000.

下一周你们就可以参与 奖品是55英寸的TCL罗库电视和一万美元奖金

All you have to do, is take a selfie with my show playing in the background each day,

你要做的就是每天拍一张自拍 照片背景播放我的节目

then go to my website submit your selfie and tell me why you should win.

然后把你的自拍上传到我的网页 并且告诉我你赢得大奖的理由

Watch TV to win money is the American dream.

看电视赢奖金就是美国梦啊

Alright.Right now,Right now I'm bringing out two people who always make me so happy,

好了 现在 现在我要为你们请出两个 总能让我超开心的人

Here to dance for you Our 4-year-old Heaven and her mom Tianne.

来给你们跳段舞 有请我们4岁的海文和她的妈妈蒂安娜

词汇解析

1、present

现在的；目前的

He has brought much of the present crisis on himself.

目前的大部分危机都是他自己引起的。

the government's present economic difficulties.

政府当前的经济难题

现在；目前；现状

his struggle to reconcile the past with the present.

他为协调过去和现在所付出的努力。

continuing right up to the present.

一直持续到现在

目前；现在；眼下

There is no way at present of predicting which individuals will develop the disease.

目前还没有办法预测谁会得这种病。

At present children under 14 are not permitted in bars.

目前，14岁以下儿童不允许进酒吧。

2、submit

顺从;屈服;投降;被迫接受

In desperation, Mrs. Jones submitted to an operation on her right knee to relieve the pain.

绝望之际，琼斯夫人只好同意在其右膝上做手术以减轻疼痛。

If I submitted to their demands, they would not press the allegations.

如果那时我答应他们的要求，他们就不会坚持那些指控了。

提交，递呈(建议、报告或请求)

They submitted their reports to the Chancellor yesterday.

他们昨天向财政大臣递交了报告。

Head teachers yesterday submitted a claim for a 9 per cent pay rise.

校长们昨天提交了一份要求加薪 9%的声明。

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