艾伦脱口秀

It's the wrong gum.All right.

这个就过时了

This is something I've never seen before,this is something,somebody called

我从没见过这种 这种 有人叫它

They came up with this whose,this is called dessert delights

他们想出来的 这个叫做开心甜点

Now,they have mint chocolate chip,they have orange cream pop,they have strawberry shortcake and they have apple pie

还有巧克力片 橘子奶油味 草莓酥饼味 还有苹果馅饼味的

Oh,okay,just to have a stick,I'm watching my figure,though

好的 只吃一片 我得顾着点我的体形

Ok,so here is some more,this is different gum,this is,these are carzy names,too

这还有 这是另一种 这是 这些名字真疯狂

This is,there's Solstice and then there is Vortex and there is Lush and there is Swerve

这是 有“Solstice”“Vortex”还有“Lush”还有“Swerve”

They're naming gum after strippers now

口香糖竟然以脱衣舞女的名字命名

The packaging,look at the packaging,this is,wht's happening to these people with the packaging?

我们看看这包装 真是 这些设计包装的人怎么了

Okay,so some of these,the gum comes in a plastic tub,and then there's a gun

有一些 塑料桶装的 还有枪形状的

It's a gun,it's gum that comes in a gun,there's a 7 day waiting period if you want to buy this gum

枪的形状 口香糖装到枪里 如果想买这种得等7天

And then there's bubble tape,which is right here,and this is kind of a,Oh man,look at this

接下来还有Bubble tape 在这里 这种 天啊 看这个

So it's a,it's,it comes out like this,it's like 6 feet of gum right here

所以这种 抽出来就是这样 好像总共有6尺长

This is,here's a general rule,your gum shouldn't be longer than your child

通常来说 你的口香糖不能比你的孩子还高

And then they have this,I don't even know what this is

还有这种 我都不知道这是什么

This is,I'm not putting that in my pocket,I mean you're gonna carry this around?I don't understand this

这个 我可不打算把这个放口袋里 你真准备拿着这个四处走 真搞不明白

词汇解析

1、come in

(信息)传来;(报告或电话)接收到

Reports are now coming in of trouble at yet another jail.

另一所监狱也发生了骚乱的消息正在不断传来。

加入，参与(讨论、安排或任务)

Can I come in here too, on both points?

我能否也加入进来，说说这两点呢？

He had a designer come in and redesign the uniforms.

他请来一名设计师重新设计制服。

(新的观点、时装或产品)流行起来，上市

It was just when geography was really beginning to change and lots of new ideas were coming in.

那时正是地理学真正开始发生改变、许多新观念兴起的时候。

I wouldn't be sorry to see proportional representation and I think it's a thing which will gradually come in.

我不会为比例代表制的出现而难过，我认为这种制度将逐渐流行起来。

2、figure

数字;(尤指)统计数字

It would be very nice if we had a true figure of how many people in this country haven't got a job.

如果我们能得到该国失业人口的真实数字就好了。

It will not be long before the inflation figure starts to fall.

过不了多久，通货膨胀率就会开始下降。

人影;身影

Alistair saw the dim figure of Rose in the chair.

阿利斯泰尔看见了坐在椅子里的罗丝的模糊身影。

She waited, standing on the bridge, until his figure vanished against the grey backdrop of the Palace.

她站在桥上，一直等到他的身影消失在宫殿灰色的阴影中。

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