艾伦脱口秀

Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us

这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的

Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a "small lion" cross the road in front of him.

Bescurrie Montariel 晚上8:24 一名男子打电话给警察 说他看到前面有一头“小狮子”穿过马路

He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs "that day."

并且他很快的补充到 “当天”他没有吸食任何毒品

He did say that he ate a mushroom salad from his backyard.

不过他说 他吃了后院的蘑菇沙拉

He also said he wasn't concerned until a squirrel told him to call the police.

他还说开始他一点都不担心 直到后来一个松鼠提醒他报警

Reese Monhundro,I think,in Still Water,Oklahoma,10:03 pm,A man arrested for DUI on July 31st,told a cop the stop sign turned red too fast for him to stop.

Reese Monhundro 应该是这样读的吧 俄克拉荷马州的Still Water 晚上10:03 7月31日一名男子因酒醉驾车被捕 他对警察说红灯变得太快 快到他都来不及停下来

He found the next stop sign where he had been waiting for over an hour to turn green.

他发现在下一个路口 等了一个小时才变绿灯

Marilice Green,Columbus,Ohio.12:33 pm.600 block of N.Depot Street.

Marilice Green 俄亥俄州的Columbus 晚上12:33 离N.Depot Street有600地远的地方

A vehicle gas cap was removed and replaced with a sandwich.Man was arrested for salt and pepper.

一辆交通工具的气顶不见了 而放了一块三明治 这个家伙因为盐和胡椒粉而被捕啦

Kelly Kopeki,in Willme,Illinois 2:32 pm,A woman was arrested after shoving a woman in front of her,

Kelly Kopeki 伊利诺伊州的Willme 下午2:32 一名妇女在杂货店推到了排在她前面的另一位妇女而被抓

Who she claimed had more than 15 items in the grocery store checkout lane.

因为在结账时她发现 前面那位妇女买了超过15样的东西

The woman with the 15 items was later tackled to the ground after trying to pay with the check.

于是就在那位妇女要结账时 她把她人连同东西推倒在地

You're asking for it really.Thanks for sending those in，and if you have a police report that you think I should have a see,send it to me.We'll be right back.

你可真是自找苦吃 谢谢吧这些报道发给我 如果你也有值得我一看的警方报告 请寄给我 不要走开 马上回来

词汇解析

1、point out

指点；指明

They kept standing up to take pictures and point things out to each other.

他们不停地站起来拍照，还互相指点景物给对方看。

They'd already driven along the wharf so that she could point out her father's boat.

他们已经开车沿码头走了一遍，好让她指出哪艘是她父亲的船。

指出，说出（事实或错误）

Critics point out that the prince, on his income, should be paying tax.

批评家指出王子的收入应该纳税。

I should point out that these estimates cover just the hospital expenditures.

我应该指出，这些估算仅包括医院的费用。

2、concern

忧虑;担心

The group has expressed concern about reports of political violence in Africa.

该团体对有关非洲政治暴力的报道表示关切。

The move follows growing public concern over the spread of the disease.

针对公众对该疾病的不断蔓延日益担忧，从而出台了这一举措。

令人担忧的事实(或情况)

His concern was that people would know that he was responsible.

他担心大家会知道是他的责任。

Unemployment was the electorate's main concern.

选民关心的主要是失业问题。

关心;关怀;关爱

Without her care and concern, he had no chance at all.

若非她的关心和照顾，他根本没有机会。

He had only gone along out of concern for his two grandsons.

他完全是出于对两个孙子的关心才继续这样做。

视频直播